“you can’t touch – but you can drink my juice…”

Started on 13/10/2003

3eyes & additional collaborators Phil worthington

“Redesign a food processor…” Royal College of Art brief

The Lapjuicer is intended to be used by a lap-dancer in a club. The performer uses their body with the object, in order to extract fruit juices that can be drunk by one or more spectators.

Imagine someone making your favourite cocktail with a Lapjuicer… it’s for girls and boys – who do you want to see using it?

The Lapjuicer embodies a step beyond the strict ‘look but don’t touch’ policies enforced in many clubs…

“you can’t touch – but you can drink my juice…”

The Museum of Sex on 5th Avenue in New York now has a Lapjuicer as part of its permanent collection.

Initially a seven day project that resulted in a prototype model in Autumn 2003, this project was revisited in Spring 2005.

The Lapjuicer being demonstrated at the Royal College of Art Postgradtuate Degree Show, June 2005.

The Lapjuicer was on exhibit in The Victoria & Albert Museum (London) between June 16th and August 29th 2005. It was be part of an exhibition entitled ‘Touch Me’.

The Lapjuicer has featured in several books, [Art]ifact: Re-recognising the Essentials of Products (Victionary, ISBN: 978-9889822866), All Allure (Gestalten, ISBN: 978-3899551006), Forms for Pleasure (Design Today) (Stichting Kunstboek, ISBN: 978-9058562371 Release imminent, currently available for pre-order)

The Lapjuicer has also feature in numerous magazines, Design Week, Stuff, FHM, Arena, Maxim, and Slitz

Lapjuicers are available to order. Please contact us for further details.

“This is Perhaps the Most Disgusting Device Ever Created” (

“It’s in-your-face; unlikely to be daunted by any context” (John Stones, Design Week Magazine, pg.22 30/06/05)

“Sexiest juicer in the galaxy” (

“It’s half art, half design, half social commentary, and I fucking love it.” (

“I can’t decide if this is the best idea ever, or if its just too gross to think about drinking fresh squeezed juice mixed in with some ass sweat of a stripper named Candy. shudder.” (

“I don’t know if there is such thing as a freshly squeezed juice fetish – but I know that on days that I am seriously hung over, there is comfort in imagining that there is” (J. Martinez –

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